What if you could binge-watch a festival’s worth of wild vintage thrillers and comedies all at the same time? Enter Fasterpiece Theater, a service of The Museum of Home Video. Across 80 minutes, this tightly-edited blast serves up 10 feature films you’ve never heard of, sautéed and shattered ’til only the spicy parts remain.

Plus: Greatest hits from VJ Bret Berg’s weekly Museum livestream, and a raise-the-roof finale from “Musicvideodrome” host IVOR.

TIX AVAILABLE NOW: Thursday, AUGUST 29 at 9:45pm