THE BIG TURNAROUND (1988)

Dir. Bryan Cranston’s dad

In celebration of ¡DEATHBLADE!’s return to your grandma’s laptop, we’re unreasonably proud to present the finest Ernest Borgnine vs. a Satanic lounge singer with a bionic henchman played by Abraham Lincoln from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure film to ever feature a young Bryan Cranston drunkenly playing chess against a cat! Directed and produced by Joe Cranston (no relation, aside from fatherhood) and starring musical no-hit wonder Luis “Luie Luie” Latino, songsmith behind timeless ‘70s anthems “The Touchy,” “Tastee Touchy,” and “Tortilla Touchy”! Exactly 18.7 times more nutzoid than it sounds, we don’t dare you to not miss this!!