Human carnival ride Wings Hauser directs, stars in, and completely obliterates this cocaine-powered 1991 exploration of Hollywood's pimpled underbelly. As the bodies pile up, cops will be hurled out fourth-story windows, Wings will chug a gallon of milk during intercourse, and a rabbit will get butt-ass drunk on high-end vodka. Warning: Viewing this program will cause total organ failure. WORTH IT. Watch the trailer here.

¡DEATHBLADE! is hosted by Zack Carlson, with assistance from Laird Jimenez.

About Zack: Zack Carlson is a third-generation atheist who hosted/co-created the Vice series OUTSIDER, has written multiple projects for Adult Swim, and is co-author of Destroy All Movies!!!: The Complete Guide to Punks on Film and Bleeding Skull: A 1990s Trash-Horror Odyssey. He doesn't eat fruits or vegetables.

About Laird: Laird Jimenez worked at video stores and movie theaters, and briefly appeared in the music video for the Georgia Satellites 1986 hit "Keep Your Hands to Yourself." He has watched many action movies with burned in Greek and Japanese subtitles. Some of them were pretty good!